Ask Phoenix Wright

Noooooooo you can’t! 

-Phoenix Wright

ACHOO, ACHOO, ACHOO *sniffle* 

Sir, you the wrong person, I don’t work for a mcdonalds!

-Phoenix Wright

I didn’t think true love existed before I met Dollie. But ever since that fateful day at the reading room of a courtroom I do. Yes, love does exist and I’m a believer.

Wait, “listen to the lyrics of my heart”? Is this from a song I don’t know  or something?

-Phoenix Wright

I like some sports, but I’m not really all that interested in them. 

-Phoenix Wright

I know, that’s why I’m trying to get this cold away from her before she gets sick because of me. 

*Takes a few more Coldkiller X pills*

-Phoenix Wright

Maybe after you see a doctor…

-Phoenix Wright

Thank you! That’s so nice of you.

Don’t worry, I’m always careful around Dollie. 

-Phoenix Wright

Oh, but I’m planning to give her something different, besides there’s no other necklace in the world that can compares to this one.

-Phoenix Wright

No, it’s alright, you can stay. I already have a cold so you don’t have to worry about me getting sick.

Here you should take some cold medicine for that.

-Phoenix Wright

Dear Hopeless romantic,

I-It’s a secret… *blush*

-Phoenix Wright